Green gone wrong

There's a lot of talk about "Green" and Green Engineering. Everything in going Green...Green, Greener, Greenest. Somewhere out there I'm sure there are Engineering positions with the title "Green Engineer".

As we move into the future, there will be more and more Green Engineers. Scientists will go Green to give the Green Engineers more work to do. Of course, the Green Scientist will become smarter and more powerful. Until one day, the inevitable will happen; There will be a Green Mad Scientist. The Green Mad Scientist will then try to take over the world. The Green Mad Scientists will make Green Monsters that will terrorize humanity, but be good for the environment.

These Green Mad Scientists will start working with Green Artificial Intelligence. The Green Artificial Intelligence will develop more adaptable, more specific, and smarter shades of color Green.

These smart shades of the color Green will become smarter and smarter until, one day...there will be super intelligent shades of the color Green wanting to take over the world.

So beware of Green Engineering and the inevitable super intelligent shades of the color Green.

(With apologizes to Douglas Adams and Tthe Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" and to the Super Intelligent shades of the color Blue. You're super intelligent, but not as super intelligent as the super intelligent shades of the color Green.)

Obligatory mention of NI, LabWindows CVI, Test Engineering, and even LabVIEW. I'll write about you all next week.